“I am very seeeeek! I have too much pain. Pain all over. Womiting, womiting, womiting. Too much womit. Coughing. I cannot breathe. It’s an emergency! I am Category A! I have severe respiratory distress! Where is my ambulance? Send it now, or I will sue you!”
In other words, I have woken up with a bit of a cold, sore throat and slight temperature. Poor me. After another three nightshifts and the freezing cold weather, I bet I will end up iller than half our patients.
