Here’s a question for any NHS Direct bods who might be reading this. The other day I had to arrange a out of hours GP for a patient who had decided not to travel to hospital with the crew. (Why people ring for ambulances and refuse to go to hospital I will never know. People are strange.) NHS Direct were handling the GP out of hours calls. I had the following conversation:
NHSD: Okay, I just need to run through a few questions. Is the patient conscious and breathing?
Me: *confused noise* Er, yes, he is.
NHSD: Sorry, we have to ask everyone that…
Me: No, it’s not that — you just threw me because that’s what we ask everyone too!
NHSD: Okay then. Is he blue around the lips? Non blanching rash? Chest pain? Overdose?
I recognised these last questions as NHS Direct’s “trigger” questions that they have to get an ambulance for. But we already had an ambulance on scene. So my question is, what would have happened if I’d answered yes to any of the questions? Would they have insisted on sending another ambulance? Would they have put me through to one of the call takers downstairs? And if not, what was the point of going through the questions?
Fortunately the answer to all of them was ‘no’ and the patient got his GP without any trouble. I’m just curious!