On a lighter note, a call one of my colleagues took recently:
Caller: I’ve got a chilli in my vagina!
Call taker: Um. Okay. What’s the address we’re coming to?
Caller: No… I just wanted some advice.
We’re not actually allowed to give advice over the phone but on this occasion my colleague thought this was less like advice and more like Stating The Bleeding Obvious…
Call taker: Well, my advice is to take the chilli out of your vagina. And some more good advice is not to put chillis in your vagina. They are far better in curries.
Caller: Thank you!
Call taker: (firing up the psychiatric card just in case) Are you sure you don’t need an ambulance?
