Occasionally, we get wildly inappropriate calls which are not your usual brand of timewaster but people who do not know where to turn and are using 999 as a kind of general helpline. I often wonder what makes them request ‘ambulance’ instead of ‘police’ or ‘fire’ - I guess it’s just that they see police as scary law enforcers and don’t want an entire engine full of firemen turning up, so ambulance is the only option left.

One such call came in this week, at around 8pm. It was from a woman in her 80s who was a carer for her disabled, bedbound sister, who was even older. The little old lady was very upset because the lightbulb in her sister’s bedroom had broken. Apparently, her sister was scared of the dark, never switched the light out and suffered from panic attacks. The caller wanted to know if we could arrange someone to come round and change the lightbulb. She’d pay, if necessary, she just couldn’t find anyone to do it. She had no nearby relatives, no carers, her neighbours were all equally elderly and she didn’t know what to do because her sister was getting more and more distressed by the minute. The call taker, quite rightly, told the caller that she was sorry but that she couldn’t help because we only deal in ambulances and not lightbulb changing people. She recorded all the details, including the address, on a ticket, which duly popped up on our screen as an “enquiry only”.

“Hmm,” said the allocator. “How many ambulances have we got sitting on station at the moment?”

“Three,” I counted. “One at Edmonton, one at Tottenham and one at Bounds Green.” (This is very unusual for 8pm; for some reason no one in North London fancied a trip to hospital that night.)

“And look,” said the allocator. “There’s H702 on their way back from hospital. They’re going to have to drive right past this lady’s house to get back to station. Mark, could you please call them up on the radio and ask them for a mobile number so I can speak to them in private?”

I got H702’s mobile number and the allocator rang the crew, who no doubt thought they were in trouble.

“Bit of an odd request here,” she began. “How are you at changing lightbulbs? Yes, lightbulbs. See, we’ve had this call… [she explained the call] and it’s just up the road. There’s a couple of vehicles on station so I doubt you are about to get a call, but if you do I’ll call you on this mobile number and you’ll have to drop the lightbulb and run.”

The allocator then rang back the old lady to tell her we had managed to find someone after all, but in future she would have to sort out a regular lightbulb changer as we wouldn’t do it again. Fortunately, no calls came in in that area and ten minutes later, H702 were back in their vehicle, leaving behind two very satisfied customers.

“After all,” said the allocator, “if I hadn’t sent them, she would be phoning in three hours later when her sister was in the midst of a panic attack. And that would take far longer to sort out. Prevention is better than cure, that’s what I say.”

Published Oct 05, 2007 -

55 Comments on “How Many Ambulances Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?”
  1. Eddie Says:

    “Prevention is better than cure”

    That is what struck me by that story. Little old ladies not having anyone they can call on to do the most simple of jobs is really a shame. And that she didn’t want to try and do it herself does lead me to wonder what would happen if she did. perched on a chair…. reaching for the fitting….

    “Funny” how remote the world is these days.

  2. Matt Says:

    I ran one the other day for a UTI. The patient did not wish to be transported, only for us to supply him with one of those flimsy plastic urinals for his use while his son (who was sitting in the car with the engine running) drove him to the hospital.

    Not knowing what else we might do, we gave him the urinal and filed a cancellation.

  3. Elethiomel Says:

    It was silly, and it was stupid, and thank goodness someone went and did it.

    Another fun day trapped on the monkey planet….people caring is all that makes it even as bearable as it is. Innit.

  4. Nick Says:

    Well done, much better than the alternative, having to send two ambulances - one for the fall off a chair, the other for a panic attack.

    And at least she had a valid reason, unlike the silly old bat that pressed her medical alarm (then didn’t talk to us when we called it back, therefore getting a lights & sirens response) because her TV wasn’t working.

  5. MIranda Says:

    I’m curious why this counts as “Well, we may as well, because it doesn’t hurt anyone and makes people happy” and a woman in agony in labour counts as “Some daft cow who should have called a taxi”?

  6. Becca Says:

    What a kind and pragmatic response to an elderly person’s distress. Makes me very proud to live somewhere that does things like that when they can.

    Possibly also ought to be a SS flag to make sure that the sisters were generally getting the support they need?

  7. Graham Bell [in Australia] Says:

    Top marks to everyone involved. [Hope nobody got into trouble over it]. In a world overwhelmed by regulations and procedure manuals, it’s nice to see initiative being used. .

  8. BRI Says:

    well done

  9. BRI Says:

    well done
    sad to have no one to help

  10. Mark Myers Says:

    I’m curious why this counts as “Well, we may as well, because it doesn’t hurt anyone and makes people happy” and a woman in agony in labour counts as “Some daft cow who should have called a taxi”?

    Because while the ambulance is dealing with the woman in labour, it wouldn’t be able to go to anyone else for at least an hour, and someone could die as a result. No one was endangered by the ambulance changing the lightbulb; if we’d needed them, we’d simply have phoned them and they’d have left straight away.

    Of course, we could start sending to maternataxis with the proviso “if we get an emergency call, we’re going to turf you out and make you walk the rest of the way” but I don’t think that would go down too well!

  11. Beccy Says:

    Re-affirmation of my faith in my fellow man. There are “selfless people who just want to help” left in the world. Huge Kudos.

  12. Nick Hough Says:

    Yep, congratulations to H702 for not thinking that basic patient care is merely medical.

    Regards
    Nick
    http://nickhough.blogspot.com

  13. speccy Says:

    Common sense prevails :) About time too!!!

  14. Dullahan_999 Says:

    These calls often frustrate me the most, not because they’re inappropriate but because there should be some better form of help for these people.

    I doubt they ask for Police, since wasting Police time is a crime and these sort of people tend to be very law abiding. I doubt they call for Fire, because they’re all terribly busy being heroic and saving lives, but Ambulance are people who care and help in dire circumstance.

    However while these people hold more of my respect than many of our callers, medically they come at the bottom of the pile and on a busy night we can’t go and help them at the cost of other emergencies. You can hear it in their voice that they’ve tried everything else and are desperate for anyone to help them! So this is where IMHO the social services are needed. A 24hr callout for vulnerable people in desperate need of anybody who can help them in a moment of need, and a simple straightforward number to call for help. Some councils are better than others, but usually only in office hours and if you fit the right criteria etc….etc…

    The police have an “not quite emergecny” number, there needs to be a universal one that covers social services, NHS Direct and others. A Desperate number instead of an Emergency number.

  15. percy73 Says:

    bless you all
    that was a good thing to do
    thank you

  16. Mama Mia Says:

    You can’t buy goodwill like that. Thank you for having such a kind heart.

  17. KJX Says:

    MIranda said,

    on October 6th, 2007 at 12:32 am

    I’m curious why this counts as “Well, we may as well, because it doesn’t hurt anyone and makes people happy” and a woman in agony in labour counts as “Some daft cow who should have called a taxi”?

    Gosh Miranda - could it be because the old lady hasn’t had 9 month to plan what will happen if her lightbulb blows in the middle of the night?

  18. Mary Says:

    KJX - I think that’s the wrong track of argument to pursue. If you’ve lived for 80 years in the western world you probably do know that at some point, the lightbulbs in your home WILL blow - and probably this WILL happen during the hours of darkness, because that’s when you turn lightbulbs on. If they’re energy-saving bulbs, you get five *years* to plan what you will do when the lightbulb needs changing.

    As a person who also can’t climb about to change lightbulbs, my contingency plan for illumination until I can get someone to change a blown bulb for me is simply having a tabletop lamp that I can easily move to any room as required. It’s not rocket science.

    I’m not defending either misuse of the 999 service, and I feel that it’s perfectly acceptable that, since the crew weren’t busy, they helped out a vulnerable person in a non-medical way. But planning doesn’t come into it.

  19. Charles Says:

    Good call - just hope the Daily Mail doesn’t get hold of the “story”…

  20. ash Says:

    i changed a light bulb for a patient the other day.
    we attended an elderly gentleman who’d fallen out of bed and while my crew mate gave him the once over, i changed the light bulb on the the stairs.

    it’s often the little 2 second jobs that can make a big difference to the patient and as such i’d much rather be called out as a preventative measure like this than i would to the dozen patients a week i get that are healthier than i am.

    our service is about care, not just saving lives.

  21. uphilldowndale Says:

    Nice one Ash and Co
    If we all stopped our busy, busy, rush, rush lives for a moment and thought about how little support our elderly neighbours may have, and how the simplest of jobs because fraught with danger when you are elderly and infirm the world might be a better place.
    If that didn’t work, then we could all reflect that in a few decades time ‘we’ will be that ‘little old lady’, or the elderly gent that falls out of bed; that puts it in a different perspective doesn’t it?
    I imagine working in the ambulance service brings old age and mortality in to sharp focus, the rest of us would rather turn a blind eye

  22. Sharon Says:

    I agree with uphilldowndale, we’re all going to be old one day (if you’re fortunate enough to make it that far) I’m sure the lady in question has changed many a lightbulb in her time but when you’re 80 even the most mundane of tasks can seem like climbing a mountain. I’m sure she’s enough to think about with her older, disabled sister, than worry about light bulbs and “planning ahead” on when they’re going to run out. You’ll find that the majority of health professionals couldn’t do more for the elderly. It’s the elderly that you often get appreciation and job satisfaction from helping. It’s the elderly with their failing health that have genuine reason to need an ambulance. Most of them have worked hard their whole lives and paid more than their share of taxes in this country - not like the majority that phone up demanding a taxi, I mean ambulance to hospital. I think the allocator and crew involved deserve a pat on the back.
    As for the maternity argument. If you are in labour, yes it’s going to hurt, it should not be a surprise, child birth is painful! It is normal to be “in agony”
    You DO NOT require an ambulance to transfer you to hospital. The crew can do nothing for you. It’s your responsibilty to get to the labour ward on time - and as has already been pointed out, you have ample time to arrange for this.

  23. Anthea Says:

    Ah! Here we have all the ‘you have 9 months to plan how to get to hospital’ comments…..

    So what happens if baby decides to appear:
    after 7 months?
    after 8 months?
    In the middle of the night when you don’t feel able to knock on someone’s door and ask them for a lift if you’re on your own?
    Labour progresses very quickly?
    You can’t get hold of your lift to hospital?

    Should a woman drive whilst in labour? Any opinions??

    I appreciate that in London hospitals are, on the whole close by, but for those of us who live a 30 to 40 min drive away from the hospital it’s not so clear cut. I know two women who have had their babies in the hospital car park.

    I agree that women should, where possible, make their own way to hospital when in labour, but there are always those occasions when the ‘best laid plans’ don’t cover each and every eventuality.

  24. Mark Myers Says:

    Anthea, I agree with you and I have never said that a woman in labour should NEVER call an ambulance. I have absolutely no problem with women calling for ambulances because they have gone into early labour, because things have happened quicker than they have expected or if the plans they have made for getting to the hospital have fallen apart at the crucial moment.

    What I do have a problem with is women who are in *normal* labour and who haven’t bothered making arrangements to get themselves to hospital because they think the ambulance service will take care of it and that using an ambulance will save them a cab fare and not make them have to trouble their allotted driver. That, to me, is an abuse of the service and one that happens frequently enough to make my blood boil.

  25. Sharon Says:

    Anthea, I went into labour at 27 weeks into my pregnancy. I caught a taxi to the maternity unit. After all thats all I needed, transportation to a maternity unit where I could receive obstetric attention.
    Someone was talking about planning earlier, well the;

    - In the middle of the night when you don’t feel able to knock on someone’s door and ask them for a lift if you’re on your own?
    - Labour progresses very quickly?
    - You can’t get hold of your lift to hospital?
    - those of us who live a 30 to 40 min drive away from the hospital

    All comes into planning ahead, I’m sorry, you do not need an emergency front line ambulance to get you to hospital! Ok on the “progress quickly” point, in rare cases there are times when you just don’t have a chance to get yourself to hospital, at no fault of your own, but lets face it too many women sit around at home for too long and don’t leave time to make their own way in… planning ahead. Too many crews have to endure being sent to a woman in “normal” early stages of labour and have the partner/family follow behind in a car.

  26. Mark Myers Says:

    I don’t think anyone would blame you for calling an ambulance if you went into labour at 27 weeks, though, if only for the blue lights on the top. Someone like that would always be given priority compared with a women who was full term and just using us as a taxi service.

  27. Pewari Says:

    Not that I used it (I had a designated driver) but 6 years ago in Croydon, a midwife in our preparation course thingy TOLD us that we were ENTITLED to call for an ambulance if we had no car and went into labour.

    Not right, I know now, but might go some way to explain why it’s a common occurrence.

  28. Mark Myers Says:

    I can believe that. I have come across some awful midwives in my time. They give a bad name to the profession.

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  30. KJX Says:

    Ok, comment was a little on the ’sharp’ side.

    I, like any sane person, would never expect a woman in labour and scared for any reason not to call an ambulance. I just don’t think we should expect one as a right - especially when for most of us it is a straightforward (if damn painful) experience and there are alternatives. Having had 2 myself I know it hurts and yada yada!

    Apologies if I offended anyone.

  31. Hannah Says:

    If it wasn’t for this blog, i would have called an ambulance for anyone going into labour even my own planned labour ( when i eventually get pregnant) purley because i wouldn’t know what else to do…

    i’d be scared of somehow harming the baby..

  32. Victor Fichman Says:

    Well, bravo for the brave dispatch supervisor that had enough sense to make the moral and humane choice. Here in the US if anyone found out about that in the general public there’d be an out-cry about ‘tax-payers dollars’ and rubbish like that. Of course there’d be an equally alarming out cry if she managed to hurt herself actually trying to change the bulb herself and anyone found out she’d called for help… damned if you do, damned if you don’t

    Vic Fichman
    Partner
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  33. Trooper Man Says:

    Hi all,
    Having read the piece above I agree with Becca and Dullahan_999 that there should be an emergency number for anyone who is elderly or vuneravle to call when such events present thmsleves. I have two elderly ladies who live either aside of me and they know they can call on me to help at anytime day or night. After all, thats what neighbours do for each other.

    I am glad the sisters were looked after and big brownie points to all for helping them out.

    A job well done and tax payers money more than well spent.

    Regards
    TM

  34. Anthea Says:

    Sharon, well I was 37 weeks when I went into labour with my 2nd, my first was an undiagnosed breech and I ended up having a crash GA and a section….

    I nearly had to drive myself (18 miles) to hospital as we couldn’t get hold of our pre-arranged carer for our 1st child - Oh the best laid plans! Son 2 arrived 2 days after christmas and at that point we lived in a rural area where taxis are unheard of. It takes abound 30 to 40 minutes to reach either of the two general hospitals with maternity units. My experience is that when you call the delivery unit, they tell you to stay at home - ‘well you might be in labour, you might not….’

    I also have ’silent labours’ where I don’t actually get any pain with labour. The Specialist Reg who saw me when I arrived at hospital wrote in my notes that I wasn’t in labour as I could hold a perfectly coherant conversation. About 2 hours later, son 2 arrived, my second stage of labour (the pushing bit) taking a grand total of 6 mins.

    Not everyone lives close to a hospital, as they do in London, however, everyone knows that they’ll need to change a light bulb sometime. As another poster pointed out having to do so is an absolute certainty.

    I don’t disagree with the decision to help the old ladies, but if all the elderly population of London called an ambulance when they needed a bulb changing or a tap fixing, for instance, where would we be?

    I noted that Mark says in his post about BBAs that they are a common occurance. Should LAS CHARGE these women for not making their own way to hosiptal in time - since they’ve had ‘a full 9 months to plan’ and are taking up not a small amount of resource in 2 Ambulances, inc Paramedic plus midwife and transort??? And what of those women who deliver in the hospital car park - tsk - what bad planning that was!

  35. Mark Myers Says:

    BBAs and obstetric emergencies are COMPLETELY different from maternataxis. Even the odd “oh my god, I can’t get hold of my husband or anyone else to drive me to the hospital, please help” type call would be absolutely fine. It is not these calls that I am critical of. As a call taker, you can tell the difference straight away - a maternataxi will be dialled in by a calm relative (or often the patient herself, who will not be showing any signs of pain and not have a single contraction in the next ten minutes) who will instruct you which hospital the mother-to-be needs to be taken to with all the calmness of ordering a pizza, whilst a genuine emergency will usually begin “please help, I think the baby’s coming now with a woman making pushing sounds in the background” I’m not even sure that the “planning” argument comes into play, because these women have *planned* to call an ambulance. Why not? It’s free and quick and all the relatives can hop in the back!

    if all the elderly population of London called an ambulance when they needed a bulb changing or a tap fixing, for instance, where would we be?

    This is why we ummed and ahhed a bit before contacting the ambulance. It’s not an appropriate use of the service and we made sure the old ladies knew that and that this was definitely a one off and we wouldn’t do it again. In any case, it’s rare that we have enough available ambulances to even consider it. Most requests like that wouldn’t even get a second look - they were very lucky that on this occasion, we were able to help.

  36. Anthea Says:

    Mark - the point I’d like to make is that what sometimes *appears* to be a ‘normal’ labour can quickly turn into an emergency. When I had my first child we went to hospital as my waters had broken, they checked me out and sent me home (30 min drive) as they had no beds. Also with a 1st child I guess they figured it could be some time.

    When I called the delivery suit early the next morning they were very relaxed (this is nearly 24 hrs since waters broke). However, when they examined me, they discovered that I was fully dialated and that the baby was breech. This hadn’t been picked up on before. Due to his presentation, which was slightly oblique, and the fact that my body started to push and baby’s heart beat wasn’t recovering, I had a crash GA and emergency section.

    Therefore, having had a very bad experience, I am naturally very cautious. I could have sat at home longer, then taken 30 mins to get to hospital and ended up with a dead baby.

    Presumably all those people who have a BBA have not made appropriate plans to get to hospital, or things progressed more quickly than ‘normal’ (whatever that is).

    You say that it’s easy to tell the difference between someone who’s not in established labour and someone who is - the point that I’m making is that while this might be true some of the time, it’s not always the case. I sat in front of a Specialist Reg who didn’t think I was in labour, when I plainly was, so not everyone presents in the same way and people cope with pain in different ways.

    In London I agree that circumstances are very different to rural areas and that in theory the journey to hospital shouldn’t take too long. I laughed when I read the BBC’s ‘Ethical Man’ story - the family dispensed with the car, so had to rely on public transport or walking. When the reporter’s wife had her 3rd child, they walked to hospital. However, the grandparents followed them along in the car ‘just in case’ - which kinda defeated the object IMO!!! :-)

    I certainly agree with other posters that elderly people need more support - unfortunately we don’t live in a society that operates under a ‘prevention is better than cure’ model and will always need those to ‘pick up the pieces’. The sad thing about London is that so many people live in isolation - the sense of community spirit is somewhat lacking, I say this as someone who lived in London for 11 years.

    Anyway - if pregnant women abusing the ambulance service is such an issue then would it be worth the LAS going into partnership with one of the big London Black Cab companies to provide a service to these women? It would almost certainly be cheaper! The service could have priority over other customers (so women aren’t kept waiting for hours, which can happen).

    Does the LAS keep stats on the number of maternataxis?

  37. Mark Myers Says:

    the point I’d like to make is that what sometimes *appears* to be a ‘normal’ labour can quickly turn into an emergency.

    I agree, and as soon as it turns into an emergency, that’s when you dial 999! After all, a bungee jump can quickly turn into an emergency, as can crossing the road. If we sent an ambulance to every woman in labour “just in case” something went wrong, we’d be absolutely overrun. I like your idea of going into partnership with a cab company, though. I’ve often thought that there should be some kind of hospital taxi system for patients who need hospital urgently but not as a life threatening emergency - where they could get a taxi on a first come first served basis and pay at a later date or perhaps even claim the journey on the NHS in some cases. That would take a lot of the pressure off us.

    Does the LAS keep stats on the number of maternataxis?

    I’m sure they do, but I can’t remember offhand. I’ll have a look around and see what I can find. Off the top of my head, all I can say is that there are loads of them!

  38. Anthea Says:

    Hi Mark - in my case, I wouldn’t have known that it was an emergency. Things like the baby’s heart rate dropping and not recovering after a contraction are only picked up with foetal monitoring. I wasn’t suggesting that every pregnant woman in labour should have an ambulance! My experience has been that the Delivery Suite are quite laid back when you call them - they certainly don’t encourage you to go in too early.

    The PCT next to us used (not sure if they still do) send a midwife around to check women to save them travelling to hospital before they should. However, I know of 2 women whose husbands delivered the second baby in this area, so not sure if this works! However, this model certainly has the potential for reducing the amount of abuse the ambulance service would suffer from. Not sure if this would work in London though, there probably aren’t enough community midwives.

  39. Sal Says:

    Hi Mark,
    Maybe this lady should have her own ambulance parked outside her door in case she gets pregnant again, then she can call you personally to come and drive it for her(!)
    Some people don’t know when to give it a rest!
    Keep up the good work you are much respected and appreciated :)

  40. Mark Myers Says:

    Since I am still yet to pass my driving test, I would probably crash it and create a real emergency!

  41. Seeker Says:

    Great! So you can call an ambulance as soon as an emergency happens! But what if the emergency happens while you are already in the taxi? When both my children (now aged 30 and 27) were born, I was lucky enough to have my husband take me to hospital. In fact, for my second birth (which started when my husband was out) I was actually told to call an ambulance - but disobeyed and waited for hubby to come back and take me! However, if neither ambulance nor husband had been around, I would have been terrified of going in a taxi - in case my waters broke, or I bled all over the floor! When you are having a baby, you are usually in a pretty apprehensive state anyway: you shouldn’t have to struggle in by yourself without anybody who is really able to support accompanying you.

    I really don’t think saving money usually comes into this. Surely nobody worries about money when they are about to give birth? (even though these days hospitals are often so far away you could quite easily end up paying a small fortune, I guess!) The fear factor really is the most important thing here!

    As for the light-bulb replacing incident, it is great that the job was done for the lady - but sad that she felt she had nobody else to ask. I have a disability involving one hand and the only job I really struggle to do by myself is replacing a light-bulb! I honestly don’t know what I would do if I ever lived alone. Sadly, the friendly, helpful neighbour seems to be a thing of the past in most streets today! Very sad!

  42. Mark Myers Says:

    If the emergency happens when you’re in the taxi, then ask the taxi driver to call for an ambulance. Really, would you rather someone having a heart attack had to wait because you were scared of your waters breaking and staining the taxi floor? Because, seriously, that is what it comes to. People die.

  43. swallocator Says:

    whilst i wou;d have doen the same thing for the elderly lady , and did a very similar thing for a disabled gent who thought hed had a fuse blown sent the dso down and it turned out to be a tower block wide power cut ,which we reported and managed to get put as a priority based on his cond and his blind neighbour!! but i have to agree with miranda who seems to be taking unfair flack for her comment , yes a pregnant lady does have 9 months to prepare and most of them are more than capable of making thier own way , but the elderly lady in question had 80 years to learn to change a bulb ! and as the crews know labour calls have a much bigger chance of going wrong and badly wrong at that than the lady have of doing herself a mischief in the dark, a lot of our so called maternitaxi calls ( and i would be one of the first to say” she could walk there with those contractions”) are females who are just as scared as the elderly lady in this call

  44. Mark Myers Says:

    I think the fundamental difference between this and attending a woman in labour is that we could have pulled the crew off the lightbulb call at any point if there was a proper call for them to go to. Perhaps I should be more sympathetic towards the maternataxis and, like you, assume they have called because they are scared, not because they are being ignorant/lazy/tightfisted, but it’s very difficult after the number of times I’ve seen life threatening calls held because we’ve sent our last vehicle out to a maternataxi (as I’m sure you have too)!

  45. Seeker Says:

    I recently had an episode of renal colic. It was extremely painful (equally as bad as labour pains) and I was not a little frightened because I had no idea what was happening to me. My daughter wanted to take me to my doctors, but the idea of having to sit in a car for even a few minutes was not one I could face: I was pacing around all the time and couldn’t keep still at all! Fortunately, the pain went away after just over three hours and I was able to get to my doctor’s surgery. Afterwards though, several people said to me that I should have called an ambulance.

    Of course, if I had called an ambulance and it had happened to be a busy day, I might have taken one which was needed for a heart attack patient. If I had have done, whose fault would it have been? Mine, for calling an ambulance when I was frightened and in pain? Or the powers-that-be who do not provide enough cash to fund the ambulance service?

    Of course, I see your point. If I was having a baby I would certainly never want to prevent a heart attack patient from getting treatment. Heaven forbid! But I don’t really see a lot of difference between a maternity patient who has no relatives to take her into hospital and any other patient who is in pain and scared.

    It’s an interesting discussion anyway!

  46. Mark Myers Says:

    I see your point, but there is a difference between a false alarm situation (a lot of our “heart attack” patients turn out to be indigestion) and calling for an ambulance when you know you are just in normal labour. Of course, in an ideal world there would be enough ambulances so we could deal with maternities and renal colic patients too, but as you say, the powers that be have not provided enough money for that! The ambulance service has just started providing “green trucks” which are vehicles which only deal with non-emergency calls and provide basic pain relief, oxygen, carry chairs etc. You could have had one of these with your renal colic (although at the moment there aren’t nearly enough so you might have had a long wait, and sometimes we end up sending normal ambulances when there aren’t enough “green trucks”) but they are not suitable for maternities because the technicians haven’t been trained in childbirth. I’d quite like to see a dedicated maternity taxi service to help women in labour without putting pressure on the ambulance service!

  47. Claire Says:

    Ok. Yes, there are some people who have labours that turn into emergencies- these are very rare. Shoudl we be providing ambulances for people who vomit, just in case they randomly aspirate and need to be in ITU? No, clearly not- but that SOMETIMES happens! Most of the time, if you are pregnant you have had ample time to give consideration to how you will get to hospital. Anyone having a baby very fast (as in ‘needing to push at home’) or having a baby before 36 weeks, or if you are bleeding etc, we don’t mind if you call 999. If you are in normal labour, have a list of 10 taxi numbers and they are all busy because it’s 11pm on a Friday in London, we don’t mind then either.

    What is really irksome is when people call 999 to get to hospital in normal uncomplicated labour, when they have their own car or could have got a taxi… but they don’t want to pay the parking/congestion charge, or they see it as their right to do so. If you think this does not happen, you are mistaken; I have had the same argument with people in clinic.

    As a midwife I do tell people what is appropriate and inappropriate, and I don’t think that I have too many people who do call 999 inappropriately any more from my clients.

  48. swallocator Says:

    there was talk of having a midwife in cta to ringback the maternity calls and adv as appropriate , which would be fantastic ,because its all well and good us in eoc saying theyre just in labour, theyve had 9 months etc ( even those of us who’ve had babies ) but what do we really know , the crews hate maternitys even more than we do coz of the lack of training they get for obstetrics emergencies , i mean it comes to something when the medical director says its ok for crews to ring eoc for medical advice on diff labours ( the good old saftey pin trick) so lets get a midwife or two on the team to help us decide what is a normal labour and tell those ladies with ten minute contractions , waters intact with a first baby that shes got bloody hours to go yet ( poor cow)

  49. Mark Myers Says:

    Claire, can I just say you are a credit to the midwifery profession, and thank you for understanding what we do and working with us!

    swallocator: CTA midwife sounds like a brilliant idea… from a sector point of view it’s hard to tell which ones are going to turn into BBAs (even though as a call taker it is quite obvious) because the callers often exaggerate and say that the mother-to-be needs to push/has contractions one minute apart when she’s clearly not and is in fact sitting on the sofa, fully clothed, watching Eastenders and experiencing the odd twinge. Call takers wouldn’t be allowed to type “maternataxi” and “genuine job” on the calls but a midwife could.

    PS. Am curious… which SW allocator are you?

  50. ecparamedic Says:

    I think it would be best to define a ‘maternitaxi’ call. Picture the scene…..

    A. 999 call complete with ‘the baby’s coming’ screamed down the line. Contractions apparently mere seconds apart.

    B. Crew rock up to find Mum in pink T-shirt nightie wandering around the house looking grumpy. Contractions measured on a sundial.

    C. Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Neighbour all in attendance.

    D. Mum loaded into Maternitaxi with Dad.

    E. Grandma, Grandpa, Neighbour and dog get in Mondeo and follow…..

    Mark, the CTA Midwife is a good idea but I think you’d find them so bound up by algorhythms and safeguards you might as well call NHSD.

    SD

  51. John Says:

    Went out recently to a Mum pregnant with number 4. Waters hadn’t broken and contractions nearly 10 minutes apart. Before loading Mum and Dad I asked who was looking after the other kids. They were all in foster care. Great, no need for a childminder, how’s that for forward planning?!

  52. Christina Says:

    I am now feeling really embarassed! i had an ambulance for my third child and suspect the driver (it was just him) must have thought I was a complete time waster. My first and second babies were VERY slow to arrive so I’d thought I would have plenty of time with #3 and had arranged for my sister in law to look after the older two, thinking there would be loads of time for her to drive the 10 miles to my house…the best laid plans etc….#3 started coming much faster than I could have imagined, husband couldn’t get hold of his sister (the phone line to her house was down) so off I went in the maternataxi while husband tried to raise his sister’s neighbour (bless the neighbour, he not only woke sis-in-law up, he drove her to our house as well.
    Meanwhile, I’m in the ambulance, stressed out so the contractions slowed down to five minutes apart. Aaarghhhh. Youngest took another 5 hours to arrive*
    Got home later that day to be greeted by a shouty midwife who accused me of deliberately going to the wrong hospital - God knows how as there’s only one that does maternity for 60 miles in every direction….
    *It was at this point I decided not to have any more babies as I was obviously Not Very Good At It!

  53. NYC EMS Says:

    You report this person to social services.This way they get a case worker.

  54. Mark Says:

    I often wonder what makes them request ‘ambulance’ instead of ‘police’ or ‘fire’

    Maybe you only get a third of them, the other two thirds split evenly between police and fire. Now there’s a scary thought. :-)

  55. Anonymous Says:

    I think that the idea of a service the elderly can call if they need it in a distressing situation is a really good idea. Picture the situation below:

    Elderly lady is at home and cannot change a broken lightbulb. She is alone and worried. She knows (If the system was in place) all she has to do is press a button on her wrist or around her neck (similar to Medical Alarms) and a call centre will be contacted. They will telephone her and speak about the appropriate response - perhaps in this case volunteers in the community who would attend to non-urgent calls such as this one - similar to community first responders.

    Now Picture: The elderly lady decides not to bother the call centre and tries to change the lightbulb herself. She falls off a chair she is using and is unable to get up. She presses the button on her wrist or around her neck and the call centre is called again. They ring her back, no answer, so an ambulance is requested.

    Basically, what I am trying to get at is there should be a nation-wide Medical Alarm sort of system that could also be used for general calls.

    Perhaps further things to think about would be different buttons to press for different situations e.g. Green for Ambulance (fallen and can’t get up), Blue for Police/Security Call (heard glass breaking outside), Red for fire call (smoke coming from an electricity socket) and Black for general calls (cannot change a lightbulb).

    An idea I got from one of the commercial Medical Alarm systems is a key safe outside the Elderly person’s house that can be unlocked with a combination code (or electronically from a call centre or inside the home) that would allow a relative or the emergency services rapid access to the house without having to force their way in (in the event that a patient was unconcious).

    Hopefully it could end up freeing a lot of ambulance/police/fire service time with problems that could have been solved by simply calming the victim down and giving them a plan of action (e.g. the number of a local electrician)

    Obviously it would be nearly impossible to get such a system in place and working efficiently however in an ideal world I would really like to see something like this in place to help the elderly in times of need. Hope the comment wasn’t too long!!

    p.s. I really enjoy reading this blog, useful to me as I want to study medicine and its interesting to see just who exactly is being taken in to hospital on a routine basis! I also really appreciate the work that you do - keep up the good work!

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