Dear Management
Unfortunately I am unable to come in for my night shift tonight. I am too upset about Katie and Peter’s break up. I have lost all faith in true love, not that I ever had much in the first place and need to spend the evening snivelling in front of repeats of Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter.
Love
Suzi Nee Naw (East Central Desk)
Here - thanks Elliott! - is one of the last pictures of Katie and Peter together - and THAT bandage.
(I will write something about ambulances again soon, honest. This isn’t turning into a Jordan blog!)
