A woman rung from a wine bar in central London to say that another woman had been drinking for about seven hours and now had passed out and soiled herself. This would be bad enough anyway, but it transpired that the defecating lady was the caller’s boss. How the boss will ever manage to look her employee in the face again is beyond me. Time for resignation or relocation, I say.
October 25th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
i really hope that:
a) the woman was too drunk to remember and
b) that the employee was too nice to tell her.
jeez - puts some of my heavy nights out in perspective though…
October 25th, 2005 at 9:20 pm
I think, er, that she might find some evidence of the incident when she woke up the next morning. That’s if she didn’t wake up in hospital.
October 25th, 2005 at 9:28 pm
Even if I were that nice, I certainly wouldn’t want a boss like that. Ugh.
October 25th, 2005 at 10:12 pm
Sounds like the boss is a raging alcoholic who likely has blackouts & won’t remember this horribly embarrassing episode (although remembering might prompt a bit of restraint next go round).
October 26th, 2005 at 11:52 am
My last boss was a bit like her, although I never went out drinking with her (I could barely stand to be in the same room as her without wanting to smack her - I’m not usually a violent person). She lost the respect of her staff - if she had it to begin with (which I seriously doubt) and looked like the silly little girl she is. (I’m not bitter).
October 26th, 2005 at 7:10 pm
Pfft, soiling and body fluid spillages - it’s a wednesday night and i’m in a medical school bar.
October 26th, 2005 at 8:33 pm
I wish I DID have a boss like that. One who shits on herself rather than other people…… taxi for moi…
Sorry
October 27th, 2005 at 4:50 pm
I had a similar incident with a passed-our-exams sixth-form jolly. Our form tutor came out to the pub with us and proceeded to get extremely drunk to the point that she threw up over the table and had to be carried out and driven home by a 17 year old who had only just passed his test.
We never mentioned it again.