I say the stupidest things sometimes. An elderly gentleman came on the line; there was something peculiar about his voice and he wasn’t listening to what I said at all — he just repeated the same thing three times, which was:
“My wife has had an accident and she is injured. My address is 6 Wisteria Drive, Edgware. My wife has had an accident and she is injured…”
I tried to interject and ask what sort of accident, how is she injured, etc, but he wasn’t having any of it and carried on repeating himself as if I hadn’t spoken. Then he said:
“I’m completely deaf, but my wife will tell me when you are the door and I’ll come and let you in. I hope you can help us…”
“Ah!” I said, the penny dropping. “I see, you’re deaf and you can’t hear me. Well, don’t worry, we’ll be there soon!”
And then I realised there was no point in my saying that, because HE WAS DEAF and HE COULDN’T HEAR ME.
I hope Quality Assurance weren’t marking me on that one. I need more sleep…