Some address are “flagged” on our computer system because we’ve had problems there (eg. hoax calls, crews being assaulted) in the past. Yesterday, I entered an address which popped up the following information:
James Mason, 31, paranoid schizophrenic, aggressive, carries knives, wears Burberry hat.
Something in the way it was phrased made it sound like the Burberry wearing was as much as of a problem as the knife carrying…
March 12th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Fashion crimes can be quite scarring to even the most harden ambo, I’m sure
“Sophie Smith, 24, known to be seen in blue and green without another colour inbetween, likes guns, trained ninja”
March 12th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
A Burberry hat? Well, I mean to say, you have to admit they have a point, don’t you?
March 12th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Anyone wearing Burberry needs medical attention. Brain transplant maybe
March 13th, 2006 at 5:38 am
Mwha. Maybe add: Do not approacn unless accompanied by Fashion Police.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:11 am
You really shouldn’t disclose names which are held in confidence, otherwise you may find yourself charged under the Data Protection Act.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Fear not Ronnie, I am am pretty sure Mark’s made that name up…
March 13th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Besides, I doubt they have the internet on submarines anyway.
March 13th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I’d be stupid enough to publish patient’s real details! As clearly stated on my “About Nee Naw” page, all the names and other identifying details about *everyone* have been changed. Even my own.
March 13th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
I just put your name into PNC and found you are wanted x34 for crimes against humanity Mark. Did you not know it is now, under Tony’s Respect Agenda, a crime to actually give a damn about anyone else?
You also have warning markers for AILMENT*
*Honesty.
Ho hum. Such is the world we live in.
March 16th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
LOL
The Driving Instructor
March 20th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
i’m sure he’s nothing but a gentleman while in the midst of dismembering
March 22nd, 2006 at 1:02 pm
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