Some address are “flagged” on our computer system because we’ve had problems there (eg. hoax calls, crews being assaulted) in the past. Yesterday, I entered an address which popped up the following information:

James Mason, 31, paranoid schizophrenic, aggressive, carries knives, wears Burberry hat.

Something in the way it was phrased made it sound like the Burberry wearing was as much as of a problem as the knife carrying…

Published Mar 12, 2006 -

12 Comments on “Chav Alert”
  1. Pan Says:

    Fashion crimes can be quite scarring to even the most harden ambo, I’m sure

    “Sophie Smith, 24, known to be seen in blue and green without another colour inbetween, likes guns, trained ninja”

  2. quixote Says:

    A Burberry hat? Well, I mean to say, you have to admit they have a point, don’t you?

  3. Doobles Says:

    Anyone wearing Burberry needs medical attention. Brain transplant maybe

  4. Spike Says:

    Mwha. Maybe add: Do not approacn unless accompanied by Fashion Police.

  5. Ronnie Says:

    You really shouldn’t disclose names which are held in confidence, otherwise you may find yourself charged under the Data Protection Act.

  6. Kaz Says:

    Fear not Ronnie, I am am pretty sure Mark’s made that name up…

  7. John Says:

    Besides, I doubt they have the internet on submarines anyway.

  8. Mark Myers Says:

    It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I’d be stupid enough to publish patient’s real details! As clearly stated on my “About Nee Naw” page, all the names and other identifying details about *everyone* have been changed. Even my own.

  9. M2KB Says:

    I just put your name into PNC and found you are wanted x34 for crimes against humanity Mark. Did you not know it is now, under Tony’s Respect Agenda, a crime to actually give a damn about anyone else? ;)

    You also have warning markers for AILMENT*

    *Honesty.

    Ho hum. Such is the world we live in.

  10. The Driving Instructor Says:

    LOL

    The Driving Instructor

  11. dispatch, eh Says:

    i’m sure he’s nothing but a gentleman while in the midst of dismembering

  12. Wilfred Says:

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